Mad at myself for being sad
I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee
it's where they go to do cocaine
In 1845, Joseph Faber, invented the Euphonia, which consisted of a head that spoke in a “weird, ghostly monotone” voice and was controlled with foot petals and a keyboard.
“By pumping air with the bellows … and manipulating a series of plates, chambers, and other apparatus the operator could make it speak any European language.”
